This is what happens when you are plotting numbers between 1 and 100, and you accidentally use the fractional part of the number to pick the color.
my thoughts exactly.
I made this powerpoint for this week’s lesson - Regional/Iconic American Foods. I went back through and replaced all the text with my student’s reactions.
Chicago deep dish pizza is the best thing ever. Stopppppp
Further evidence that the funniest thing ever written will have inconsistent punctuation
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON!…
Alex Mayyasi on the Priceonomics blog:
In short, Moleskine is not selling a notebook, it’s selling customers on the identity of being the type of person who uses a moleskine - someone whose cultured globetrotting is reminiscent of Hemingway.
I had a dream within a dream last night. Tragically, it wasn’t very interesting. It was about what river runs through Hartford, Connecticut. In the second-level dream, I found there was an “Esse” River there when I looked on Google Maps. In the first-level dream, I found there was no river at all, but about 2 lakes.
In actuality, the Connecticut River runs through Hartford, Connecticut.
I need more exciting dreams. Or at least ones that don’t involve looking up facts on the computer.
Mike Miner tells classic old-fashioned jokes. Heavy on the puns. He’s like those pieces of ginger they put on sushi plates for between bites of unagi — a nice crisp palate-cleanser that you don’t have to struggle to interpret.
We’ve gathered plenty more of our favorite of his tweets over here: